ejakeulati0n: how the *dolphin noise* are ya
If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
friend: what are you gonna do when he dies?
cybergay: ok the prototype is done
americanonline: americanonline: look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
Little boy lost at Comic Con.
darthmawlly: chloeaulait: theskyisreallyfalling: At Comic Con a little boy had lost his dad in the crowd, and was scared until he saw the Flash and Wonder Woman. He went up to the Flash to ask for help, because he knows him. Adorable. jESuS
cute boy: hi
me: the drummer from green day only has one testicle
Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There is nothing magical about being a virgin, nor is there anything magical about having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices.
Dirty Disney Confessions: Woke up this morning... →
dirtydisneyconfessions: Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconscious, I had to hit the…
Someone attempts suicide..
suicide attempt fails: person is hated on and labeled attention whore.
suicide attempt results death: suddenly everyone loved them and is sad
guys i find attractive
twice my age
setbabiesonfire: egwmusic: Play the audio and...